Tory squat party. Boris has a nosebleed from snorting too much speed, May is drinking special brew and Hunt is burning the Criminal Justice Bill while Farage, in full hunting gear, is calling the police.
I love the fact that Sombra can’t hack Junkrat’s RIP-Tire, because I can just see a very blown up and smoking Reaper stalking about Sombra and yelling at her about not stopping it, isn’t that what they have her for? To keep the technology from literally blowing up in their faces??
And Sombra’s just as annoyed and she’s yelling back about how the thing is not “technology”, it’s basically made out of gunpowder, paperclips, and rubber bands. “I can’t hack paperclips, Gabe! I’m pretty sure it’s held together with dirt and snot! You think that thing has a wifi connection???” Honestly, I imagine that about 90% of Junkrat and his arsenal annoy Sombra because “this isn’t a weapon this is the physical manifestation of a mistake” but it’s so low-tech it’s not even a mistake she can exploit.
Like Junkrat finding out that Sombra got herself implanted “upgrades” and Rat’s just like “yeah, yeah, same”. And Sombra staaares at Junkrat’s crude arm and peg-fucking-leg in comparison to her sleek cybernetics and is mortally offended.
Tama the cat used to be a station master
at a Japanese railway. Her job was to
greet passengers, which increased
ridership by 10% during her tenure and
earned her a promotion of ‘super station
master.’ When Tama passed away in 2015,
thousands of people attended her
funeral, she was enshrined as a goddess,
and she was awarded the title of
“Honorary Eternal Stationmaster.” SourceSource 2
